You know those days when you're driving home from the golf course, covered in tiny squirming leeches after having been scuba diving for golf balls in the absolute zero visibility/light ponds for an hour and a half, and a damned stupid turkey runs right out in front of your car?
What's that? You don't have those kind of days? Huh. Now that you mention it, it was a first for me as well.
The good news here is that a) the leeches seem rather disinterested in remaining attached to me and, b) the stupid damned turkey survived the encounter without a scratch and was last seen running at breakneck speed back and forth on the side of a small hill for no apparent reason, like the brainless creature it is.
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